bexteroony:

Jinkx Monsoon (feat. Fred Schneider) - Bacon Shake

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me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home: nah
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I’m already excited to see Jinkx in December so I decided to wear this today. Also it’s this fierce queen’s birthday today so it’s a double celebration!😁

I’m already excited to see Jinkx in December so I decided to wear this today. Also it’s this fierce queen’s birthday today so it’s a double celebration!😁

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xjinkx monsoon xlittle edie xstaunch xdrag xfierce xself xplease excuse my messy room

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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this is what i do, i’m a runway girl, i’m a model.. i’m supermodel of the world the sequel i’d like to say.

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hannibaalecter:

Mads Mikkelsen’s magical goldenbrownsilver hair in action requested by anonymous

bonus:

image

image

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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